Order stop at Larry Amplification

[novosibir]

Thread 'Order stop at Larry Amplification'

Dec 23, 2025

Hello guys (and girls?)

Since the delivery time for my amps has now broken through the 5-year limit and I had received twice as many amp orders in 2025 alone as I can build, I have to announce an order stop once again for an indefinite period of time, but for a period of at least one year.

Unfortunately for me and to the detriment of my customers, some of whom have been waiting already for a long time, an event occurred in May of this year that made me unable to work for 6 months.

I don't want to go into too much detail, so here is just the long story short:

While I was helping a...

• novosibir
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[japetus]

 

[motorboy1]

5 years!!?? What a joke. Fools and their money…

 

[WizardAmpIphoneClip]

5 years
Sniff a grundle bro

 

[JackBootedThug]

 

[thegame]

Divine Inhalation (of gas fumes)

 

[lespaul6]

I think we're good here bro..

 

[Tone Monster]

Lol

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

Different outcome duplicate post?

 

[311boogieman]

I hope you get better and all so I won't make jokes on how you got your eyes burned, but how were you able to create a brand new model (Thor) and continue to take orders and deposits for amps you are not going to be able to make? Color me confused. I really wish it wasn't this way but it is

 

[shredi knight]

I don't want to go into too much detail, so here is just the long story short:

While I was helping a...

Oh, are we supposed to finish the story? Ok then:



"While I was helping a customer away from their money for an amp I'm likely never to finish (or even start), I was suddenly hit in the face with some kind of gooey substance that has left me unable to see. I have no idea what this substance might be. All I know is that the last thing I said to the customer right before this happened was, "Please come again."

The End.



Edit - I've just gotten back blood results from my doctor and for some unknown reason, my sodium levels have really skyrocketed since the incident.

 

[shredi knight]

I think the gas must have been Karma monoxide.

 

[Eazy-ESP]

I guess I’ll just go order that Barry amp instead then.

 

[Al Chapo]

Sounds lit!

 

[Monkey Man]

Classy response guys.

 

[Alpha Stryke]

The great knews is Kameron is still stealing mApz -

 

[novosibir]

... but how were you able to create a brand new model (Thor) and continue to take orders and deposits for amps you are not going to be able to make?

Check the date, when I have introduced the Thor's Hammer:

Thor's Hammer introduction on Facebook

The shit with my eyes happened in May 2025
And I didn't promise anyone from May to October 2025 that I would start building their ordered amp immediately

More questions?

 

[crwnedblasphemy]

Not knocking the builder...I'm sure he knows his time frames. Just saying in this "Instant Gratification" society, I'm surprised people can wait 1-2 years....

 

[novosibir]

And I am surprised, that people are willing to wait more than 5 years for their Larry amp, really... but they do

The last one who has ordered an amp has accepted a waiting time of 5 years & 6 months - nonetheless he has paid his deposit immediately.
The guy is located in New Zealand, so he probably never has a chance to meet me in person. That's what I call patience and confidence.

 

[novosibir]

Oh, are we supposed to finish the story? Ok then:

While I was helping a customer away from their money for an amp I'm likely never to finish (or even start), I was suddenly hit in the face with some kind of gooey substance that has left me unable to see. I have no idea what this substance might be. All I know is that the last thing I said to the customer right before this happened was, "Please come again."










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The End.

Psychologists have long proven that people who are satisfied and happy with themselves and their lives never or only discreetly criticize other people or badmouth them.

Whereas people who constantly criticize others, want to make them look bad or publicly throw dirt at them - that they often have extreme psychological or even psychopathological problems.

These are people who are extremely frustrated or bitter. People who have no recognition from others - and who therefore desperately try to pull themselves up by dragging others down.

They do not notice that this is pointless. They don't know that only by working on oneself can you get higher and thereby become more satisfied with yourself and happier.

They are therefore pitiful, psychologically lost trolls.

But anyway - I wish you from the bottom of my heart that you will somehow find a little more inner peace and contentment at least now at christmas time!

Merry Christmas!