Relics are for Posers?

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TrueTone500":1t16hwzk said:
I never linked 'poseurs' to people who can't play... To me it was a more a style of dress and attitude. Something like this:

But ya see, I have to argue with this point... The picture you've provided is now out of timely context. Back in the day this photo was taken, that was the general consensus of music fashion for what was in vogue at that time. The fact they're dressed like a bunch of tranny whores doesn't mean they're posers. It means they were following suit as to all the other spandex hair metal guy-liner bands that were happening at that time - and most of them actually did have talent. Most of them.

So we kinda gotta figure out what being a poser is - or - more correctly, a "poseur". My defnition of a poseur in the context of this thread is someone who tells everyone they can rip it up on the guitar, they give advice as though they can rip it up on guitar, they talk about their exposure to music, to recording, to fans, to the club-grind, to all things "musician", they talk about the nuances in gear when it's turned up to 10, they talk about the "road worthiness" of road cases, they talk about "gigs", and speak with authority when it comes to making fun of drummers and bassists, they talk about cable quality as though it's a fact, and the list goes on and on - and ultimately, the person speaking and conducting themselves in this manner only knows how to play the first few barre chords to smoke on the water and only ever takes his guitar to "open jam night" just to keep it under his bar stool as an attention getter but when things get too hot and the pressure to play is on, B-lines it for the nearest exit only to "repeat" the following weekend with 5 weekdays in between spent talking about the "killer gig last weekend" on internet music forums.

Fuck relic'ing. This goes way beyond relic'ing :lol: :LOL:
 
Chubtone":164lk0db said:
sah5150":164lk0db said:
I couldn't agree more.

Steve

I could care less! And cue Bob Savage in 3, 2, 1........

SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT MY NON-RELICED GUITAR BUT NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!
 
H Golf Sport":1xi6zvaj said:
How many here have toured and gigged every night for 20+ years the same guitar ala SRV/ Rory Gallagher. I'll bet not one. You're not gonna get that wear in 50 years in Madison Square Basement.

Brah, I'm on stage right this moment and have like 5 gigs today. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!
 
Bob Savage":1yudhcs2 said:
H Golf Sport":1yudhcs2 said:
How many here have toured and gigged every night for 20+ years the same guitar ala SRV/ Rory Gallagher. I'll bet not one. You're not gonna get that wear in 50 years in Madison Square Basement.

Brah, I'm on stage right this moment and have like 5 gigs today. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!
Noo....Noooo...Noooo!! Your a wood worker. You work trickery on your guitars to get that look of being played to death.
Got to get up early in the morning to fool my untrained eye.
 
Mailman1971":1z5xws5r said:
Noo....Noooo...Noooo!! Your a wood worker. You work trickery on your guitars to get that look of being played to death.
Got to get up early in the morning to fool my untrained eye.

You got it all wrong man, I repaint my guitars weekly so they always look new.
 
Bob Savage":y03qdhmw said:
Mailman1971":y03qdhmw said:
Noo....Noooo...Noooo!! Your a wood worker. You work trickery on your guitars to get that look of being played to death.
Got to get up early in the morning to fool my untrained eye.

You got it all wrong man, I repaint my guitars weekly so they always look new.
ahhhhhhhh.......it all makes sense now.
Wet sand and buff?
 
Mailman1971":3enjd5sv said:
ahhhhhhhh.......it all makes sense now.
Wet sand and buff?

I strip 'em to the wood and start over. Finish with wet sand and buff. Totally worth it.
 
Bob Savage":2gi431wu said:
Mailman1971":2gi431wu said:
ahhhhhhhh.......it all makes sense now.
Wet sand and buff?

I strip 'em to the wood and start over. Finish with wet sand and buff. Totally worth it.
Wipe down with a cloth baby diaper.....nice.
 
My definition of poseur is someone who goes out of their way or over the top to "look" the part and just cannot back it up with action. They get even more annoying when they start speaking as an authority or "someone in the know".
 
Chubtone":196jebt8 said:
My definition of poseur is someone who goes out of their way or over the top to "look" the part and just cannot back it up with action. They get even more annoying when they start speaking as an authority or "someone in the know".
So by your definition.....when I wear my skinny jeans...
I am just faking the part? :confused:
But man do they feel comfy.
 
Chubtone":1yepj6ag said:
They get even more annoying when they start speaking as an authority or "someone in the know".

Gah must resist citing specific examples...don't want to rock the boat :lol: :LOL:
 
JimmyBlind":2qh7fkww said:
In my opinion, if you buy a guitar & you deliberately hack chunks out of it to make it look older & more used than it is, then you're probably a cunt.
+1
 
Relicing is a great short cut, think of all those load in and outs, gallons of sweat, those F%^$ moments when you turn around and slam your guitar and hours of practicing you save! What's next, grinding groves into your frets? Now where did I put that 4 inch wheel!
 
Chubtone":2xcxqwn2 said:
My definition of poseur is someone who goes out of their way or over the top to "look" the part and just cannot back it up with action. They get even more annoying when they start speaking as an authority or "someone in the know".
My definition of poseur is based on all the dudes I knew back in the day in Hollywood who were at the clubs talking about the bands they'd be gigging with soon that never materialized. Week after week. month after month, year after year, there they were Friday and Saturday night talking about how much these bands were gonna kick ass. All dressed up in 80s metal outfits, full makeup, talking, talking talking, but not actually doing anything. I'd be hanging out after playing and...

"Dude... We're gonna be headlining here next month and we've got a label showcase. It's gonna be rad!"

Yeah, whatever buddy... Your mascara is smearing...

Didn't really bother me, but damn the stories got boring...

Steve
 
Mailman1971":siuksip8 said:
Chubtone":siuksip8 said:
My definition of poseur is someone who goes out of their way or over the top to "look" the part and just cannot back it up with action. They get even more annoying when they start speaking as an authority or "someone in the know".
So by your definition.....when I wear my skinny jeans...
I am just faking the part? :confused:
But man do they feel comfy.

You are no poser Dan. You can wear those jeans and mean it...

Ha!
 
Ventura":2fcnpkjf said:
TrueTone500":2fcnpkjf said:
I never linked 'poseurs' to people who can't play... To me it was a more a style of dress and attitude. Something like this:

But ya see, I have to argue with this point... The picture you've provided is now out of timely context. Back in the day this photo was taken, that was the general consensus of music fashion for what was in vogue at that time. The fact they're dressed like a bunch of tranny whores doesn't mean they're posers. It means they were following suit as to all the other spandex hair metal guy-liner bands that were happening at that time - and most of them actually did have talent. Most of them.

So we kinda gotta figure out what being a poser is - or - more correctly, a "poseur". My defnition of a poseur in the context of this thread is someone who tells everyone they can rip it up on the guitar, they give advice as though they can rip it up on guitar, they talk about their exposure to music, to recording, to fans, to the club-grind, to all things "musician", they talk about the nuances in gear when it's turned up to 10, they talk about the "road worthiness" of road cases, they talk about "gigs", and speak with authority when it comes to making fun of drummers and bassists, they talk about cable quality as though it's a fact, and the list goes on and on - and ultimately, the person speaking and conducting themselves in this manner only knows how to play the first few barre chords to smoke on the water and only ever takes his guitar to "open jam night" just to keep it under his bar stool as an attention getter but when things get too hot and the pressure to play is on, B-lines it for the nearest exit only to "repeat" the following weekend with 5 weekdays in between spent talking about the "killer gig last weekend" on internet music forums.

Fuck relic'ing. This goes way beyond relic'ing :lol: :LOL:
LMAO! I know exactly what you mean... This guy Rob use to ride around town with a Richenberg board strapped to the top of his AMC Concord, but he didn't surf! He use to show-up at the inlet, and would stand at the back of his car (sometimes wearing a wetsuit) with the board propped-up next to him. :lol: :LOL: He'd do that for about an hour or so, and then take off. He actually had Randy shape him that board, just so he could ride around posing as someone who surfs... Kooky!
 
Heritage Softail":283dcx6r said:
Mailman1971":283dcx6r said:
Chubtone":283dcx6r said:
My definition of poseur is someone who goes out of their way or over the top to "look" the part and just cannot back it up with action. They get even more annoying when they start speaking as an authority or "someone in the know".
So by your definition.....when I wear my skinny jeans...
I am just faking the part? :confused:
But man do they feel comfy.

You are no poser Dan. You can wear those jeans and mean it...

Ha!
Thanks Joe.....yeah....I wear them with AUTHORITY!
When I show up at the high school parties......I blend right in. :lol: :LOL:
 
TrueTone500":29pgjo50 said:
LMAO! I know exactly what you mean... This guy Rob use to ride around town with a Richenberg board strapped to the top of his AMC Concord, but he didn't surf! He use to show-up at the inlet, and would stand at the back of his car (sometimes wearing a wetsuit) with the board propped-up next to him. :lol: :LOL: He'd do that for about an hour or so, and then take off. He actually had Randy shape him that board, just so he could ride around posing as someone who surfs... Kooky!
See now THAT is a definite poseur. I would love to get a few bettys to chat with him one day after some killer sets to see what he said the surf was like... This is what I'm talking about. This is definite poseur material. And, considering he actually dons a wetty only to take it off an hour or so later, is also borderline pathological. This guy seriously thinks he's killing it Slater-style out there I bet :hys:
 
Ventura":3jbmazx5 said:
TrueTone500":3jbmazx5 said:
LMAO! I know exactly what you mean... This guy Rob use to ride around town with a Richenberg board strapped to the top of his AMC Concord, but he didn't surf! He use to show-up at the inlet, and would stand at the back of his car (sometimes wearing a wetsuit) with the board propped-up next to him. :lol: :LOL: He'd do that for about an hour or so, and then take off. He actually had Randy shape him that board, just so he could ride around posing as someone who surfs... Kooky!
See now THAT is a definite poseur. I would love to get a few bettys to chat with him one day after some killer sets to see what he said the surf was like... This is what I'm talking about. This is definite poseur material. And, considering he actually dons a wetty only to take it off an hour or so later, is also borderline pathological. This guy seriously thinks he's killing it Slater-style out there I bet :hys:
Take him out on some rough surf and drown him. :lol: :LOL:
 
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