Seriously??

[Motorpud]

Yup, nothing says "no-nonsense attitude" and "primed for rock" like a jizzburst Jonas Bros splooge axe! Thanks again Gibson, for another winner! You guys hit the nail on the head again!

 

[skoora]

On the Lambert model you would have a customizable cavity on the back for your junk. No belly cut. You choose whether it has lips or a wink.

 

[James Lugo]

I must be whack cuz I think it's a pretty cool guitar. I luv melody makers. They're an indispensable tool in the studio.

 

[TeleBlaster]

I love the p-90's but would have to sandblast the body and start over just out of principle.
Good job Gibson, Make a cool little Melody Maker, and any old fart guitar head who knows what a TV Special or JR is, who might consider this guitar is instantly polarized against it due to the foolish branding.

 

[Motorpud]

On the Lambert model you would have a customizable vibrating egg on the back for your vagina. No belly cut. You choose whether it has lips or a wink.

Fixed

 

[Flavatrocious]

Hold me back cuz i want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait... hold on... when does the Justin bieber Flying PP come out?

 

[glassjaw7]

I must be whack cuz I think it's a pretty cool guitar. I luv melody makers. They're an indispensable tool in the studio.

Yeah James, you're whack for sure! JK man. Nah, it's not just the guitar itself, melody makers are cool and everything. It's the principle behind it...a company responsible for one of the most powerful symbols/icons in rock and synonymous with blues and rock's most respected and up and coming artists, is now the forerunner in a campaign to be the masters of cock rock and fake, processed Disney emo bands.

I still love me a good playing Gibby and all, but after the QC dropped to quite a pathetic level, the PRS lawsuit and now all of these ghey endorsements/sig models, I've lost a LOT of respect for the current Gibson brand. Just my opinion.

 

[skoora]

On the Lambert model you would have a customizable vibrating egg on the back for your vagina. No belly cut. You choose whether it has lips or a wink.

Fixed

Problem is Lambert isn't going to OK anything that would please a vag.

 

[Motorpud]

On the Lambert model you would have a customizable vibrating egg on the back for your vagina. No belly cut. You choose whether it has lips or a wink.

Fixed

Problem is Lambert isn't going to OK anything that would please a vag.

Yeah maybe he's still pre-op, who knows?

 

[OldSkoolNJ]

Smart move by Gibson right after the run of 300 for the Jonas Brothers they can use the same exact guitar for a Justin Bieber collector edition..

 

[Marshall Law]

they should have done a Hanson model back in the day

 

[The Hoff]

WHAT!? There seems to be a weekly thread that forces me to shake my head in disgust due to Gibson's failures. This is so sad!

Anyone read the comments on the page? Gibson has to know how much they are ruining their reputation when it comes to actual musicians.