The Controversial Opinions by Ignorant People Thread!

[FokenBusker]

And don’t forget washing “the baby” in the sink.

Well yeah, we always clean our food before we eat it, don't the rest of you?

 

[FokenBusker]

I wonder if this exists it has to exist it just has to

A Noah's Ark cruiseline. Christian-themed luxury vessel with a fuckin' ZOO on it

Holy fuckin shit if I could start that up I'd be able to own a planet made out of gold plated helicopters

 

[Ben Waylin]

I wonder if this exists it has to exist it just has to

A Noah's Ark cruiseline. Christian-themed luxury vessel with a fuckin' ZOO on it

Holy fuckin shit if I could start that up I'd be able to own a planet made out of gold plated helicopters

Steer clear of the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.

 

[japetus]

I wonder if this exists it has to exist it just has to

A Noah's Ark cruiseline. Christian-themed luxury vessel with a fuckin' ZOO on it

Holy fuckin shit if I could start that up I'd be able to own a planet made out of gold plated helicopters

There used to be a restaurant/hotel near where I grew up that was called Noahs Ark....

311Splawn probably remembers it.

 

[FokenBusker]

It'd have to have a lion's den so there'd be a place for guests to throw the Romans. Tables are turned now, mother fuckers

 

[FokenBusker]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/israel-hamas-gaza-idf-hostages-1.7060825

Israeli military says its actions mistakenly killed 3 Israeli hostages​

Guys I think they might be doing it wrong

 

[japetus]

There used to be a restaurant/hotel near where I grew up that was called Noahs Ark....
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311Splawn probably remembers it.

The salad bar was a small ark. An ark within an ark.

 

[FokenBusker]

The salad bar was a small ark. An ark within an ark. View attachment 272295

Noah's Ark for vegetables

 

[Ben Waylin]

The salad bar was a small ark. An ark within an ark.

No sneeze-guard ?

I'm out.

 

[japetus]

No sneeze-guard ?

I'm out.

It was the 80's

 

[Ben Waylin]

It was the 80's

 

[japetus]

 

[FokenBusker]

 

[FokenBusker]

If the military figured out a way to apply level ups and skill trees to kill counts by servicepeople, everybody would want to enlist

 

[Ben Waylin]

 

[Stripped Rights]

 

[FokenBusker]

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My buddy dates a Pentecostal lady who only lets him do anal

Seems like a weird loophole tbh

 

[FokenBusker]

A Zoomer walks into a bar, and ends up going home with a Millennial. The next day, the Zoomer gets busted for fucking an underager. This is because Millennials will always be children.

 

[Laputan Machine]

wtf zoomers are even more retarded than millenials

 

[Monkey Man]

My buddy dates a Pentecostal lady who only lets him do anal

Seems like a weird loophole tbh

It's not a loophole, it's an asshole.