Hmm, let's see.
You're an overweight, CROCS and sweatpants wearing, unshaven, smelly, dude who lives in a trailer. You're angry at life cuz you know you're a loser but because it's everyone else's fault (chuckle) you want revenge but you don't know who to lash out at because down deep you know your failure is entirely your own fault.
Pretty good, huh?