What guitar did you always want and finally get ?

[Steinmetzify]

Eventually when you're old and can't rock anymore cause you're too drunk I want it.

Um, that's pretty much where I am right now. But ya gotta get in line. Too many people want that guitar.

I fart in your general direction, and sneer mightily at the people in line ahead of me. Unless I know them.

Then I fart at them too and run away with the best Dime guitar ever. Neener fuckin neener giant drunk trucker!