WTH is going on here?

[Monkey Man]

Just imagine all the things you can’t say anywhere else on the internet, you can say them here. Very few rules, but they are clearly stated.

OTC has its own set of rules, posted here:

OTC Rebooted

No threats of violence, racism, or porn. Other than that grab your pool stick for a game that has no winners.

Preach, sista.

Welcome, New Member-Fenix??

"Welcome", mate.

So, you realize you joined a guitar gear forum right?
But, you ‘stumbled’ on to the ‘subforum’ but you’re curious about ‘this off topic’

What are you curious about, Dude?

Looks to me like a well-known member's having some fun playing ignorant.

It's not my place to reveal alts where nothing untoward by OTC standards has occurred, so there's that.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

OTC has its own set of rules, posted here:

OTC Rebooted


Preach, sista.


"Welcome", mate.


Looks to me like a well-known member's having some fun playing ignorant.

It's not my place to reveal alts where nothing untoward by OTC standards has occurred, so there's that.

A cunning bastard in our midst.........................say it isn't so as all these altar boys here are pure souls.

 

[Monkey Man]

say it isn't so

'Fraid I can't do that bro'.

 

[Deleted member 38657]

Looks to me like a well-known member's having some fun playing ignorant.

It's not my place to reveal alts where nothing untoward by OTC standards has occurred, so there's that.

That's a relief. I was starting to worry that they were a spook as they hadn't started attacking people or shitposting, yet. Lurker of lurkers.
I did see a certain "well-known member" came back today...
But also, haven't seen that eight foot tall hominid around for a minute, either.
It's Plx. No, wait.. Me? Please say it's me! What did I win?

 

[ccn]

It never ceases to amaze me what people will do for money..................that's all. It's a pic of an Australian aboriginal I believe?
And I know the pic is a doctored joke. I'm an idiot but not stupid.

I don't think that pic is doctored lol. Someone sent it to me and said the guy was walking around a strip in Miami Florida that is known for prostitutes . I'd like to think it's real because it's hilarious .

 

[Monkey Man]

What did I win?

The internet sis'. You won the internet!

 

[hardlygainer]

Speaking of; The bikini thread is sacred grounds to some members (including those with God powers), so don't spill your drink in there.

As heavily moderated as that threads been it's still creepy af in there with the comments from old geezers and about what gets their rocks off.

 

[T.V.]

I'm convinced BeerandNuts is Inbreeding Betas and T.V is the gimp

I bet it keeps you up at night.

 

[Ben Waylin]

It's Plx.

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

Damn, it's gotta be a blast acting in a Tarrentino movie.

 

[Krull]

I bet it keeps you up at night.

I bet it keeps you up at night.

 

[JackTheBear]

All right, now I'm confused.

yourself - singular
yourselves - plural

"shilling for clout among yourself"

'among' is being in a crowd or in the company of many

So,

a) Funk'n Metal is saying that you have multiple personalities
or
b) Funk'n Metal originally meant to use yourselves, realized the mistake when it was brought up,
then being sharp and quite talented when it comes to being acerbic, saw an opportunity and took it
- to imply you have multiple personalities.

You need mental therapy, Dude?

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

You need mental therapy, Dude?

You need a sense of humor, Dude

 

[Deleted member 38657]

As heavily moderated as that threads been it's still creepy af in there with the comments from old geezers and about what gets their rocks off.

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You should try working at a strip club in Vegas.
Perhaps a bit of horndoging going on, but I don't think I've seen anything specifically creepy in that thread. And if you think about it, would you prefer to see senior citizens in bikinis?

 

[CrazyNutz]

You should try working at a strip club in Vegas.
Perhaps a bit of horndoging going on, but I don't think I've seen anything specifically creepy in that thread. And if you think about it, would you prefer to see senior citizens in bikinis?

I've been to the one on the old strip, well if it's still there, it was circa 2000? This one girl was mega freaky, had a dance with her, and she forced my hand into her cookie jar. Then she was hell bent that we go somewhere, and fuck. She was super coked up, and when I declined she started slapping me in the dick.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

I've been to the one on the old strip, well if it's still there, it was circa 2000? This one girl was mega freaky, had a dance with her, and she forced my hand into her cookie jar. Then she was hell bent that we go somewhere, and fuck. She was super coked up, and when I declined she started slapping me in the dick.

You mean in the nuts and THAT'S why you're known as RetardedNuts?

 

[CrazyNutz]

You mean in the nuts and THAT'S why you're known as RetardedNuts?

Yeah dude, she fucking meant business. Slapped them retarded for sure It was so much commotion the bouncer came over and tossed me out, and I was the one getting assaulted. Didn't matter I had 3 of those footballs full of beer by then,.

 

[70 Mach 1]

Welcome aboard to the TGP refugee camp.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Yeah dude, she fucking meant business. Slapped them retarded for sure It was so much commotion the bouncer came over and tossed me out, and I was the one getting assaulted. Didn't matter I had 3 of those footballs full of beer by then,.

Not being funny but at least you got your rod touched for free.

 

[Deleted member 38657]

I've been to the one on the old strip, well if it's still there, it was circa 2000? This one girl was mega freaky, had a dance with her, and she forced my hand into her cookie jar. Then she was hell bent that we go somewhere, and fuck. She was super coked up, and when I declined she started slapping me in the dick.

Circa early 2000s was also my era. Worked at Palamino, Deja Vu, Sapphire, couple other shitholes. Moved to half naked cocktail waitress as the money was just as good/better after coming of age to legally handle alcohol and then into live modeling "pit girls," etc.. . All that shit paid for my school and then some. Strange that girl would act like that given only topless no touchy clubs sold alcohol and we usually had to have a bouncer escort us to our cars just to not be hassled.

Pro tips everyone: Dancers have to pay a fee like a hairdresser to rent the stage to dance for you (Was $30-50 per dance up to flatrate around $300-500/night at the more premier clubs). She also tips out the DJ and the Bouncers. So, please remember that when you're throwing $1 at her. Also, please don't follow her home.