A USA EVH Wolfgang is $5999!

It is a sad day when a drummer can get a full customized kit with cymbals, tour bus, blow, stage clothes, etc. for the price of an F'ing guitar.

I'll stop playing guitar before i'll pay that. It is wood and electronics. Ridiculous.
 
Someone has to pay for those tampons in the men's bathroom.

It's called woke tax.

Here's what their going for in Canada. I heard they come with a tampon dispenser on the back of them.
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It is a sad day when a drummer can get a full customized kit with cymbals, tour bus, blow, stage clothes, etc. for the price of an F'ing guitar.

I'll stop playing guitar before i'll pay that. It is wood and electronics. Ridiculous.
According to Geo...... you must be woke if you don't want to buy one?
 
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According to Geo...... you must be woke if you don't want to buy one?
I don't know. I'm old so really don't care about any of that crap, lol. I literally think everyone sucks. I have close friends literally as far right and left as you can possibly imagine and I want them both to shut the fuck up on a daily basis.

With all of that said, do I have a pair of EVH panties that smell like D-Tuna? Absolutely...😅😅😅
 
I don't know. I'm old so really don't care about any of that crap, lol. I literally think everyone sucks. I have close friends literally as far right and left as you can possibly imagine and I want them both to shut the fuck up on a daily basis.

With all of that said, do I have a pair of EVH panties that smell like D-Tuna? Absolutely...😅😅😅
Ditto! Lol to the panties!
 
I ordered my Peavey WG from Brook Mays in Dallas from salesmen Brian Thomas and Jon Burris, right when they became available. Purple quilt top. Paid $1299 w case. Waited about 9 months ha and got it in April 1996.

Right after that, they discontinued quilt for flame tops. I graduated from college and worked for Brook Mays a bit while I figured my life out.

They used an antiquated computer system called Tyler, a DOS green screen system. The inventory name for my guitar was “wolfgangtpt”=Wolfgang Transparent Purple w/trem.

The solid colors originally retailed at $1,499.00 and transparent maple tops at $1,699.00. The dealer cost was at least half, as my guitar’s “dealer” cost was $849.00 in Tyler. I’m sure it was less due to bulk purchase by Brook Mays.

Still have the guitar and it’s amazing. Usually stays in the case, but it’s a player.

I couldn’t imagine paying even $2,800 for the current USA EVH version.
 
It's too bad about the prices. I was getting nostalgic, having read Al's book "Brothers" and Noel Monk's book.
If a USA is around $2800, I'll take another look though.
 
EVH would be unhappy about the price IMO. He always advocated for bank for the buck.

I guess wolfie is a different animal.
 
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