Monkey Man
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They'll have to invent new technology in order to capture Ichika-san accurately. 
7704A
Well-known member
Better be mind-reading tech, then we'll all be able to see what the kid sees.They'll have to invent new technology in order to capture Ichika-san accurately.
The~Kid
Well-known member
Seems I'm in the wrong English Class..... I was looking for the Maths ClassThere were no brackets 'though:
"live" vs live.
The difference is obviously punctuation.
The~Kid
Well-known member
So no one else can be Kurt Cobain who played Cowboy chords for a living or Ichika one of the best players in the World alive today.......
Okay......
I don't see what the problem is...... Dude plays live regardless of whatever else and he is amazing live too..... Again what's the problem
The~Kid
Well-known member
Don't we all want the ring.......
And even Frodos ass won't let it go.....
Makes you wonder who is worse.....
Gollum or Frodo..... Or a chicken before or after the egg sort of thing or you know.... In a way
And even Frodos ass won't let it go.....
Makes you wonder who is worse.....
Gollum or Frodo..... Or a chicken before or after the egg sort of thing or you know.... In a way
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shredi knight
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Well. they probably would if he started releasing brand new material.
DanTravis62
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I don't see what the problem is...... Dude plays live regardless of whatever else and he is amazing live too..... Again what's the problem
Bro you either don't play guitar or you aren't serious, his live playing is complete dogshit, and the gap between his ig videos and his live playing is near the distance to the Andromeda galaxy
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The~Kid
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Yeah well..... That's a good viewpoint and well and all.....
But if it's so easy and it's all "fake"..... Why isn't the next guy making the big bucks like Ichika..... Making fake shit to make the big bucks....
Common sense says...... Because it's not so easy..... And it's not so fake afterall..... Success, talent, entertainment value, skill...... Isn't as fake as most of us would like to think or believe apparently as Ichika shows.....
As he plays live...... And makes the big bucks..... And there ain't really anyone bigger today than Ichika in 2026..... Whatever anyones opinion of him is.....
In 2026..... he plays live, he makes videos and he makes the big bucks and their ain't no faking that shit
shredi knight
Well-known member
After careful examination, I've come to the conclusion that The~Kid is:
A - Punking everyone (likely)
B - Retarded (more likely)
C - Terrified that IIchika Nito is going to make public some very "compromising" photos/videos he has of him (even more likely)
It's just common sense.
I mean, it's got to be one of these 3 things (or some combination), am I right?
A - Punking everyone (likely)
B - Retarded (more likely)
C - Terrified that IIchika Nito is going to make public some very "compromising" photos/videos he has of him (even more likely)
It's just common sense.
I mean, it's got to be one of these 3 things (or some combination), am I right?
DanTravis62
Moderator
Yeah well..... That's a good viewpoint and well and all.....
But if it's so easy and it's all "fake"..... Why isn't the next guy making the big bucks like Ichika..... Making fake shit to make the big bucks....
Common sense says...... Because it's not so easy..... And it's not so fake afterall..... Success, talent, entertainment value, skill...... Isn't as fake as most of us would like to think or believe apparently as Ichika shows.....
As he plays live...... And makes the big bucks..... And there ain't really anyone bigger today than Ichika in 2026..... Whatever anyones opinion of him is.....
In 2026..... he plays live, he makes videos and he makes the big bucks and their ain't no faking that shit
Because we don't have Ichika's video editor and audio engineer on payroll, and his social media manager on retainer
I thought that was pretty obvious and clear to everyone
DanTravis62
Moderator
After careful examination, I've come to the conclusion that The~Kid is:
A - Punking everyone (likely)
B - Retarded (more likely)
C - Terrified that IIchika Nito is going to make public some very "compromising" photos/videos he has of him (even more likely)
It's just common sense.
I mean, it's got to be one of these 3 things (or some combination), am I right?
Honestly I think he's punking everyone, there's no way anyone in the universe is that gullible
I can understand not caring that it's fake and thinking they are cool compositions or something, truly, even though I personally think it's gay zoomer aids needles - I think Velvet Cacoon and Nargoroth are cool black metal bands, and they are basically "fake" too, though in a different way. So i can kind of get that part.
What I don't understand is just sticking your fingers in your ears and going LALALLALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU DONT CARE LALALALALA and pretending that his live guitar playing is even remotely representative of what he does in those super slick short form videos. Because that's honest to god on the level where you would have to be punking us.
The "Ichika" on those ultra produced videos is like a Steve Vai level talent, and the Ichika in the actual live videos would literally lose to ME in a "crossroads" duel, so I'm calling shenanigans
The~Kid
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DanTravis62
Moderator
Yes......
It must be that.....
No kid, it's THIS
That is why it's his audio engineer and his social media manager
Because it sure as fucking shit isn't his godawful guitar playing
The~Kid
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DanTravis62
Moderator
If it's so easy we would all be Ichika.....
But it ain't so easy to be Ichika
dude literally anyone who's ever played guitar, and some who can't, can make random twiddly noises
The~Kid
Well-known member
Right on.....
But they aren't as sexy, more famous or talented, skilled or have more swag or make as much big bucks as Ichika *_*
bhuard75
Techdeath’s Resident Asshole Student
Who gives a shit. You keep bringing up these subjective points making the same two circular arguments multiple times in this thread. This chic isnt sexy, I doubt shes Japaneses with the nose she has. She looks more mongolian or cambodian.
I listened to her music. I cant remember one lick, line, passage, hook, verse, chorus, melody or sequence I tapped my foot or whistled to after hearing. Shes interesting to listen to for 15-20 seconds but this beta's music just isnt memorable.
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shredi knight
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Yes, given the nose profile, coupled with The~Kid's claims that Ichika has a big dick, I can only conclude that she is a transgender Italian male, using some kind of scotch tape trickery with the eyes. That's race appropriation and I think that's wrong.
I should have realized she was a transgender male before now, It's right there in the name - "I chik, a?"
I mean, sexual reassignment surgery is faster than sound, right?
The~Kid
Well-known member
Right on....... Okay, that's nice meanwhile Ihicka still has swag, talent, is entertaining, successful and makes da money.....
That is the truth
DanTravis62
Moderator
The sad part is, if you like gay music i can certainly understand liking this broad's bullshit
What I don't understand is not being able to recognize the two different Ichika's who seem to exist depending on if it's actually playing the guitar or just pretending
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