Is this what you get when you order the "Tan pants supreme"?

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Awesome.


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I saw a thumbnail with Tim Miller and was like "Oh this could be cool".

WRONG.
 
Yeah that's hilarious, all Berklee professors too. :LOL:
I used to play with some Metro State and UNC profs that would open tunes with these weird ambient jam clusterfucks. One of them asked me why I always turned them into something off a Sergio Leone soundtrack. My position was you could do that shit all you wanted in the privacy of your own home, but in front of a crowd if you went more than about 45 seconds without a discernable melody or rhythmic motif I was going to give you one :D
 
This makes me wonder if jazz is really just people who don't know how harmony works?
I mean there's a few fakers that make it that far, but most of them do know. Better than me, mostly.

It's just the notes they're not playing happen to include all the ones people wanted to hear :D
 
I'll never talk down what I learned from some folks with music degrees, but I was always amazed at their ability to do shit like this without embarrassment :D
I have a music degree, and this was embarrassing to watch. Bunch of people high on their own farts thinking they are going 'outside the box' by playing absolute nonsense. Saddens me but not surprised, as you can see it is an old professor leading the troupe who could not even play single notes that sound good. If you can't play single notes that are pleasing, nothing you play will sound good.

Posted a refresher in the vid above for some actual good jazz - Jody Fisher.
 
It got (a little) more tolerable a few minutes in. But the opening couple of minutes were so weird that I was convinced this was some sort of spoof video.
 
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Why couldn’t this fuckin guy be on stage December 8th 2004 in Columbus Ohio.. I’m done trying to understand this world..

If you guys want to listen to something chill that isn't gay as GRIDS, you could try some folky funeral doom


Thanks for saving my ears from being raped I actually enjoyed this, & need a Rammstein mashup..
 
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