Is this what you get when you order the "Tan pants supreme"?

[Rottweiler]

They are just playing BS - this is real jazz:

Thanks for that. I actually dig that video. Fantastic. I had a great opa that was an orchestra conductor (filled in a lot of seats too) and I very much respect and enjoy this. I wish I could understand and play that well.
What is that guitar he is playing?

 

[Alpha Stryke]

Would rather listen to Steve Lukather.

 

[Beyond Black]

I have a music degree, and this was embarrassing to watch. Bunch of people high on their own farts thinking they are going 'outside the box' by playing absolute nonsense. Saddens me but not surprised, as you can see it is an old professor leading the troupe who could not even play single notes that sound good. If you can't play single notes that are pleasing, nothing you play will sound good.

Posted a refresher in the vid above for some actual good jazz - Jody Fisher.

You nailed it…
I’ll be the first to admit that certain examples of jazz/fusion are too far beyond my level of musical intellect and understanding to move my needle, but that’s definitely not the case here.
That was the most pretentious display of self indulgent, unmusical masturbatory fuckery I’ve ever witnessed in my 56 years.
Every one of those cork sniffing fart eaters should be bludgeoned within an inch of their lives with their own instruments
for the brutal ear raping of all those unfortunate enough to witness this unholy audio abomination.
This one cuts deep….