TeleBlaster":3r5uqvcw said:
nighttrain69":3r5uqvcw said:
Vrad":3r5uqvcw said:
Adam,
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove! HAHAHAHAHA!
Adam,
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING! I you already told her twice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
why does a women have smaller feet ?...so she can stand closer to the sink..hehe
Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator and the stove.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? She starts her sentence with 'A man once told me'
My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust'