My girlfriend says...

[Ventura]

Everyone here was unloved as a child and is trying to get love here from imaginary friends.

I'm pretty sure that your Girlfriend has been talking to mine and that they would be BFF's in about 10 minutes if they really did talk to each other

I always laugh at this acronym... Back in my highschool days which was quite some time ago, I actually coined the term "BFF" when talking about the local talent in the high school. It came to pass a lot of cats used the term who were friends of mine, but the meaning of the acronym was greatly different than what it's used for today. In my usage of the term, it means "Built For F*cking", and I continue to use it in this scope today

 

[nighttrain69]

Adam,
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove! HAHAHAHAHA!

Adam,
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING! I you already told her twice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

why does a women have smaller feet ?...so she can stand closer to the sink..hehe

Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator and the stove.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? She starts her sentence with 'A man once told me'

My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust'

now that is some funny shit. im going to have to use that one

 

[PaulyPanacea]

you guys arent real??? shit!!! i better go feed The Lockness Monster & play racketball with Sasquatch then.

 

[jerrydyer]

let me guess. She just started college

 

[TeleBlaster]

Adam,
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove! HAHAHAHAHA!

Adam,
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING! I you already told her twice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

why does a women have smaller feet ?...so she can stand closer to the sink..hehe

Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator and the stove.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? She starts her sentence with 'A man once told me'

My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust'

What's the difference between your wife and your dog, scratching at the door? The dog stops whining when you let it in.