My girlfriend says...

[Vrad]

Adam,
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove! HAHAHAHAHA!

Adam,
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING! I you already told her twice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

...and the stove clock is always set a little fast to make sure dinner is ready on time.

That's right!

 

[Meathead]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

 

[Vrad]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

 

[AndyK]

I didn't come here to make friends, I came here to kick ass, and chew bubblegum - and I'm all out of bubblegum!

But seriously, maybe she'd rather you go OUT and talk about gear over several drinks?

 

[Meathead]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

Were you unloved as a child? :sits back in chair:

 

[Meathead]

But seriously, maybe she'd rather you go OUT and talk about gear over several drinks?

Ya, she'd like me to go out more.

 

[Vrad]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

Were you unloved as a child? :sits back in chair:

Tell me about your mother...

 

[Meathead]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

Were you unloved as a child? :sits back in chair:

Tell me about your mother...

Hey!!

You horndog!

 

[Vrad]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

Were you unloved as a child? :sits back in chair:

Tell me about your mother...

Hey!!

You horndog!

Does she have a nice rack?

 

[Meathead]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

Were you unloved as a child? :sits back in chair:

Tell me about your mother...

Hey!!

You horndog!

Does she have a nice rack?

You're just imaginary. I'm not listening.

 

[Vrad]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

Were you unloved as a child? :sits back in chair:

Tell me about your mother...

Hey!!

You horndog!

Does she have a nice rack?

You're just imaginary. I'm not listening.

Does she look like this?

 

[Gainfreak]

Everyone here was unloved as a child and is trying to get love here from imaginary friends.

I'm pretty sure that your Girlfriend has been talking to mine and that they would be BFF's in about 10 minutes if they really did talk to each other

 

[The Hoff]

Yeah, I consider this my "facebook." I don't do facebook, at all.

 

[Meathead]

Oh you guys are in big shit....I wouldn't want to be you guys when she gets home from work tonight and reads this because I accidentally left this web page open on her computer.

Well then, I better make sure I get all my shit out of your house and split before she gets home.
When is she usually getting in?

What is your shit doing in my house??!!

Uhmmm... well... yeah...

Were you unloved as a child? :sits back in chair:

Tell me about your mother...

Hey!!

You horndog!

Does she have a nice rack?

You're just imaginary. I'm not listening.

Does she look like this?

ewww no!

 

[Meathead]

Everyone here was unloved as a child and is trying to get love here from imaginary friends.

I'm pretty sure that your Girlfriend has been talking to mine and that they would be BFF's in about 10 minutes if they really did talk to each other

You got a feisty one to eh?

 

[Gainfreak]

Everyone here was unloved as a child and is trying to get love here from imaginary friends.

I'm pretty sure that your Girlfriend has been talking to mine and that they would be BFF's in about 10 minutes if they really did talk to each other

You got a feisty one to eh?

You have no idea

Let's just say that last night I got hit in the eye with a Scooby Doo Pillow for no reason at all while she laughed hysterically....... No need for any explaining. That should say it all

 

[Meathead]

Everyone here was unloved as a child and is trying to get love here from imaginary friends.

I'm pretty sure that your Girlfriend has been talking to mine and that they would be BFF's in about 10 minutes if they really did talk to each other

You got a feisty one to eh?

You have no idea

Let's just say that last night I got hit in the eye with a Scooby Doo Pillow for no reason at all while she laughed hysterically....... No need for any explaining. That should say it all

Damn it man, sorry to hear that bro!

Ever just be standing around in the kitchen, minding your own business, and she comes up behind you and pinches your ass really hard...and it really hurts. Damn I hate that.

 

[Gainfreak]

Everyone here was unloved as a child and is trying to get love here from imaginary friends.

I'm pretty sure that your Girlfriend has been talking to mine and that they would be BFF's in about 10 minutes if they really did talk to each other

You got a feisty one to eh?

You have no idea

Let's just say that last night I got hit in the eye with a Scooby Doo Pillow for no reason at all while she laughed hysterically....... No need for any explaining. That should say it all

Damn it man, sorry to hear that bro!

Ever just be standing around in the kitchen, minding your own business, and she comes up behind you and pinches your ass really hard...and it really hurts. Damn I hate that.

hell yes!! And given the fact that I hardly have an ass at all it hurts even more

I fully know that I'm no Angel either. She once waxed the Kitchen floor so well that it was like an ice skating rink when you walked on it with your socks on. I must have busted my ass three times already . Well needless to say I was in the Kitchen cooking eggs when she decides she's going to go skating around me when I was cooking. Well as you probably figured out, she hit the deck and was laying on the floor laughing her ass off and I proceeded to pelt her in the face with some scrambled eggs while yelling...now look what you've done, Now you have egg on your face

There is never a dull moment with the two of us and we have people constently laughing especially when we go out in public or shopping. The crap that we say to each other in public is mind numbing

 

[TeleBlaster]

Adam,
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove! HAHAHAHAHA!

Adam,
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING! I you already told her twice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

why does a women have smaller feet ?...so she can stand closer to the sink..hehe

Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator and the stove.

 

[Meathead]

Adam,
Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove! HAHAHAHAHA!

Adam,
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING! I you already told her twice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

why does a women have smaller feet ?...so she can stand closer to the sink..hehe

Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator and the stove.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? She starts her sentence with 'A man once told me'

My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust'