Post ONE thing about you that no one here would have known..

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When I was a kid, I was running home as fast as I could because I had to shit. This was through a shopping center a block from my house. On the way, I randomly turned my head to spit (still don't know why I had the urge considering the biological imperative I was driven by) and caught a woman square in the face. For a fraction of a second (as I continued to streak past) we both looked in each other's eyes and yelled out loud. That had to be 35 years ago and I'll never forget it.

Oh, and I have 8 testicles.
 
Okay...In high school as a prank I spray painted a big slayer logo across the ceiling on the art department with the huge tag "God hates you" & under it I wrote "& Jesus thinks you have a small penis" all with a big pentagram in black & blood red (HUGE). Well...I am now, a christian, & a father... & am pretty sure that while at the time the point was to shock the heck out of the water-pollo jocks & the responses from students & staff were hilarious, I'm going to have to account for that one, one day to a power much greater than I :)
-Brent
 
I joined the Navy at age 19....was in for 13 years.....been all over the world. Lived in Japan for 10 years of that time.
 
Mailman1971":3s4ay9qu said:
I joined the Navy at age 19....was in for 13 years.....been all over the world. Lived in Japan for 10 years of that time.
I lived there for 4 years, and in Okinawa for 2 :rock:
 
JTyson":chk9c9w3 said:
Mailman1971":chk9c9w3 said:
I joined the Navy at age 19....was in for 13 years.....been all over the world. Lived in Japan for 10 years of that time.
I lived there for 4 years, and in Okinawa for 2 :rock:
So were you a "Whisper Alley Warrior"? :lol: :LOL:
Yup....was in Okinawa for most of that 10.
;)
 
It's been almost a full year, I forgot about this thread. I'll post another:

I'm a "grandma's boy." I've always had a strong relationship with my grandma. I had some tough things to deal with during my childhood and she was always there for me. As I posted originally, I played baseball for 14 years. She lived about 30 miles from my house yet literally didn't miss a single game of mine, not one. She's turning 90 this year but luckily she's still in relatively fantastic health (physical and mental). I now live about 60 miles from her, work full time and go to school full time but still visit her on a weekly basis. She's just a great person who has lived a great life. She's the smartest person I have ever known and she's a big sports fan. During football season my weekly visit is for Monday Night Football. I will be absolutely devastated when her time comes.
 
Tone Monster":156vuijo said:
I love watching golf on TV. I'm a +2 handicap. I've shot 61 3 times.

Nice!

I play off 8. Never really got down to business. I have 5 pros in my family, 2 have been on the tours.
 
I've lost count of the number of professional certifications I hold and am halfway done with my PhD.
 
So much for the ONE thing... lol...

Sports-I was ranked for 2 years in California in Darts long ago...

Fame-Starred in a HBO released/rotated Short film. (I used to be a proffesional "Luke Perry" Look Alike...NO SHIT!)

Work-I'm an Insurance agent. 3 licences. 17 states.

Fun work- I own a film production Company with my woman.

OCD-(Popular affliction apparently) I check my front door 3-6 times before I can walk away to my car. I had left for work one day, for "Some" reason, decided to go back and check the door... THE DEAD BOLT HAD MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT CLOSED> I had left the door open.
:doh: :scared: :bash: :loco: :poke: :cry: :dunno: :D
 
My name is John
Ive done assisting work with Wyclef, LL Cool J, Logic, EA Games, recorded the voice actors for games like NBA Live and Bioshock 2
Opened and shared the stage with bands like Hatebreed, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, August Burns Red etc..

And i cant find paying work to save my life. =)
 
Soundguy213":2xmae0x9 said:
My name is John
Ive done assisting work with Wyclef, LL Cool J, Logic, EA Games, recorded the voice actors for games like NBA Live and Bioshock 2
Opened and shared the stage with bands like Hatebreed, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, August Burns Red etc..

And i cant find paying work to save my life. =)

"HE'S ON FIRE!"

"FROM DOWN TOWN!"

"FOR THREE!"

:lol: :LOL:

Sorry couldnt resist, the original SNES NBA game had awsome announcements, thats what that reminded me of :rock:
 
racerevlon":2tk0rzjz said:
I've lost count of the number of professional certifications I hold and am halfway done with my PhD.

everytime i hear this it reminds me of a saying i was once told by a department head in off duties/lunch:

BS = bullsh.

MS = more sh.

PhD = packed it harder and higher than everyone else :lol: :LOL:
 
jerrydyer":xlejzaeb said:
RockNRun":xlejzaeb said:
I don't frown on incest like the masses do. I was Bud Bundy.


for real?
It was "supposed" to be funny. I must've been watching MWC when I posted that and was thinking what it must've been like for David Faustino to be working with Applegate all day long at that age...she was soooo fine.
 
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