Ritchie Blackmore will be playing the encore w/ Deep Purple at Jones Beach tonight

the only one who dealing with health issues in the case is Ritchie and he’s already made it clear in many recent interviews that he can’t tour anymore . This was a last hooray get together with old mates on an encore playing one song . Lots of oxygen left in the room . The rest of the band is still doing their thing and doesn’t give a shit what people like you are saying because you’re not a
Music legend . Maybe in your own mind. I don’t know where the other bands you mention fall into a Deep Purple thread , it’s not like they could ever hold their jock straps anyway . This place is hilarious!

Hey guys look, no one's allowed to have an opinion on everything unless they are a (capitalized) Music Legend©!

Are you a Music Legend© too, @Omar Suarez ?

If not, maybe you should shut the fuck up, because I doubt you could hold my jock strap!
 
No, that's objective, there are only so many venues, so much time, and so many bands to fill slots at gigs
Not true at all. There's a huge amount of elasticity in the venue supply - plenty of venues dark at any given time. People wanting to see band A does very little to keep band B from also performing.
 
Not true at all. There's a huge amount of elasticity in the venue supply - plenty of venues dark at any given time. People wanting to see band A does very little to keep band B from also performing.

If anything the number of venues is going down
 
If anything the number of venues is going down
That's because there's not as many economically viable acts. If you have an act that can fill Jones Beach (or come reasonably close) there's not going to be any shortage of options for where to perform.
 
That's because there's not as many economically viable acts. If you have an act that can fill Jones Beach (or come reasonably close) there's not going to be any shortage of options for where to perform.

"If you can fill a venue with 15,000 people there's going to be no shortage of venues to play at"

No fucking shit man
 
Well now we're making some progress. The reason a million D- tier bands have no place to play is because they are not economically viable - no one wants to come see them. If they were viable, there's PLENTY of venues.
 
Well now we're making some progress. The reason a million D- tier bands have no place to play is because they are not economically viable - no one wants to come see them. If they were viable, there's PLENTY of venues.

Economic viability is selling out a gigantic stadium :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

yeah okay retard
 
No, economic viability is being able to sell most or all of the size venue you want to play. If you have a group that can consistently sell well in 2000 seat theaters there's no shortage of those either. Same goes for 500 seat clubs.

Simply put there is no venue shortage. There is a successful act shortage.
 
I'd pay good money to see Motley Crue headline the biggest stadium in the world. No instruments, just hungry lions.
 
Hopefully they stop 🤷

I have no problem with bands playing late into their 50s, 60s, or 70s - there's tons of great older bands putting on great shows

but once it gets sad like this, where the band has to use mostly backing tracks like kiss and crue, and where the musicians are visibly enfeebled it's just gross and exploitative

Exploitative of both the fans AND the artists

Theres a limited amount of oxygen in the room, and for every band like Deep purple sucking all of it up, there are hundreds of bands waiting in the wings that deserve to breathe a little
Those hundreds of bands don't even deserve to hold Ritchies dick while he pisses. But on the flip side their ship of youth has passed so long ago. They should team up with Kiss and Sharon Osbourne and have a giant avatar orgy
 
Those hundreds of bands didn't even deserve to hold Ritchies dick while he pissed 20 years ago when he was still performing at a high level

There I fixed it for you :ROFLMAO:

But on the flip side their ship of youth has passed so long ago. They should team up with Kiss and Sharon Osbourne and have a giant avatar orgy

Sharon Osbourne is amazing, all these famous guitarists have gleefully been fucked over by her for half a century and everyone acts like it's just how the game is played
 
the only one who dealing with health issues in the case is Ritchie and he’s already made it clear in many recent interviews that he can’t tour anymore . This was a last hooray get together with old mates on an encore playing one song . Lots of oxygen left in the room . The rest of the band is still doing their thing and doesn’t give a shit what people like you are saying because you’re not a
Music legend . Maybe in your own mind. I don’t know where the other bands you mention fall into a Deep Purple thread , it’s not like they could ever hold their jock straps anyway . This place is hilarious!
Dans a bigger legend in his mind than Ritchie is in real life . And that’s ok . That’s Dan 🤣
 
I am a legend in my mind and yours . That’s enough for me Dan

Your horrific taste in music is certainly legendary, btw what do you think of Methods of Mayhem? VBF and I were saying that it might be the worst shit ever recorded, and we immediately questioned whether you think it's amazing
 
Jesus, all he did was playing encore with his old band mates.
A lot of it has to do with the fact that he lives on Long Island and the Deep Purple gig was on Long Island.
 
I'm going to combine @DanTravis62 and @Techdeth in order to create the ultimate music legend of all time: Bitchie Crackmore69

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