Rottingcorpse.... will you be my life mate?

[Monkey Man]

That's 'cause they're those newfangled stretchy-jeans lookalikes that're actually leggings, Dan.

Yum! On girls I mean, of course, but each to his own.

 

[Bloodrock]

Get a room you two... just make sure you tip whoever will be cleaning the room after in advance.

 

[Monkey Man]

Don't encourage them; they're bound to offer the "wrong" sort of tip.

 

[Mailman1971]

My jeans are so skinny jeans.....
I simply spray paint my legs blue.

 

[Monkey Man]

... and then Marty sprays them "organically" for that "just painted the bedroom" look...

 

[Mailman1971]

Poor Marty. I got him working the corner now.
It’s raining. Almost feel bad for the little guy.

 

[Monkey Man]

 

[aftec]

This gives me a haunting Chuck feel from HRI

 

[Mailman1971]

He never came Home last nite.
If he don’t return by Sunday ....
His face is going to be
‘Have you seen me?’ On every single milk carton in the USA.

Keeping it forum rules

Gibson explorer

 

[rottingcorpse]

Poor Marty. I got him working the corner now.
It’s raining. Almost feel bad for the little guy.

I'm leaving you for Tom. He treats me better and has nicer gear.
And he waxed his back. I can't stand looking at that fur coat you wear to bed every night.
It's like the hair that used to be on your head migrated down the back of your body.

 

[Mailman1971]

Fur coat??
You always called me you ‘fuzzy wuzzy’ and the carpet was your love handles!!
I hope you and Tommy crash and burn!!
So when you come crawling back...
I will use it against you!