The 10 Most Annoying Concert Behaviors

[rocknrolla]

To give the full rundown would take me a small thesis to write.

We spent about 3 hours discussing it... It was very frank and very in depth.

I have noticed that whenever one of my apps wants to be updated it asks for permissions to my personal contacts, account info, and other things the app has nothing to do with.

Tin foil hat aside, this is the more obvious and fundamental undercurrent of hidden agenda.

The lesser known are things such as word and voice recognition, tactile utilization, GPS, etc. It goes deep. Second thing discussed was the fact that these "subversive" hidden apps and shadow programs are asked to be implemented by higher governmental agencies, in Canada the CRTC, in the States the FCC and levels of admin higher than those - throughout the world - the agencies responsible for doling our access and authorization. According to "some", RIM/Blackberry refused to implement these shadow programs...this was a couple years back. It's interesting to see where they are now. Furthermore, interesting to see the level of press (the sheer magnitude) that all syndicated news streams are touting the 5S by Apple. I mean - this is the perfect fuckin' scam - everyone wants one, everyone has one, the popularity is astounding, here we are as a collective populous buying them and buying into them, and no one's the wiser that in these lil' delightfully addictive consumer products, there's stuff being tallied, observed, correlated, tracked and analyzed.

Seriously. It's kazy. I'm meeting with these clients again this week - should be good. I'll see what else we talk about.

Peace

I don't think this falls under tinfoil hattery. If I was in a position of power and wanted full control and confidential info on the populace I'd use cell phones.

 

[leib10]

People who throw full gallon jugs of water into the crowd.

 

[midnightlaundry]

What I hate is when you go to an outdoor metal show and fuckers get in a frenzy and start ripping up the lawn and throwing sod everywhere. Yeah great..

 

[Ventura]

Concert Bad Habits:

The drunkards who pass out and you trip on them throughout the evening.
The prawns who think they're hot but are the furthest thing from it, who try to jiggle their 7-11 loaded mams in yer general direction.
Bad sound - period - I don't give a shit whose fault this is, but bad sounds at concerts sucks more than anything else.
Sod throwing does suck.
The fighters (supposed) who hang out in the parking lot after the show looking to start scraps.

 

[mentoneman]

twisted sister opened for maiden during their powerslave tour- the one that became the double live album

the guy to my right stood on his folding chair armrests the entire twisted sister set taking tugs from his boda bag and then screaming BOO as loud as humanly possible. for the whole set.


glug glug glug
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

glug glug glug
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

he finally stopped on the last song, mid BOOOOOOO! long enough to projectile vomit on the couple in front of us, and then slam sideways into the ground.

that was annoying, and yet very rock and roll.

 

[Atropos_Project]

Crowd surfers
Flag wavers
Pit starters who think they're Bruce Lee
Camera holders
Shoulder riders

 

[ocgeardisorder]

The smelly drunk in front of you that flings sweat everywhere, while head banging. Oh and did not shower for weeks in advance! A swift kick, or push will always help him with a sudden faceplant Why can't they sit down and listen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tubortski]

SLAYER..... or FREEBIRD.

 

[DADA]

- the ticket prices
- finding a parking space
- the concept of support acts
- the bad FOH sound
- the advertisements of sponsers
- the serious "musicians" who evaluate every note played
- excessive guitar tuning
- gear malfunctions
- spitting performers
- bold man with death metal T-shirts and jeans jackets

And every time I just deal with it

 

[maddnotez]

twisted sister opened for maiden during their powerslave tour- the one that became the double live album

the guy to my right stood on his folding chair armrests the entire twisted sister set taking tugs from his boda bag and then screaming BOO as loud as humanly possible. for the whole set.


glug glug glug
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

glug glug glug
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

he finally stopped on the last song, mid BOOOOOOO! long enough to projectile vomit on the couple in front of us, and then slam sideways into the ground.





that was annoying, and yet very rock and roll.

 

[mentoneman]

i wasn't there but GG Allen defecating on his audience from the lighting truss may have been construed by some as annoying

the stories about his final days and funeral celebration are worth investigating for the uninitiated.

 

[Ventura]

i wasn't there but GG Allen defecating on his audience from the lighting truss may have been construed by some as annoying