Ahh... it must've been the delay that got me mate. If you'd created it a few weeks ago I'd have got it straight-away.
Instead, I found myself scratching my head thinking, "hang on, it's not a mess". I mean, when I picture a mess, the classifieds doesn't exactly spring to mind. Your post #6 that said, "It's a joke" added to my concerns, not realising that you were talking about the thread itself.