Everytime I find myself in a Guitar Center, I go to the red free pick bowl and grab a massive handful and pocket them. I then scan to see if anyone would like to comment on it. Nobody does. I make my way to the "bass cave" and pick up the first Ibanez 5 string and plug into the first 500 watt plus head I see. I then EQ the fuck out of it and do Fieldy slap bass for 3-4 minutes. Then, I decide to leave.