The stupidest shit youve heard a guitar store guy say......

[japetus]

Everytime I find myself in a Guitar Center, I go to the red free pick bowl and grab a massive handful and pocket them. I then scan to see if anyone would like to comment on it. Nobody does. I make my way to the "bass cave" and pick up the first Ibanez 5 string and plug into the first 500 watt plus head I see. I then EQ the fuck out of it and do Fieldy slap bass for 3-4 minutes. Then, I decide to leave.

 

[JimAnsell2]

Everytime I find myself in a Guitar Center, I go to the red free pick bowl and grab a massive handful and pocket them. I then scan to see if anyone would like to comment on it. .

Tuff.

Those are like the lowest quality pics that leave red powder on your wound strings

 

[japetus]

Tuff.

Those are like the lowest quality pics that leave red powder on your wound strings

Aint paid for a pick in a lick!

 

[japetus]

Tuff.

Those are like the lowest quality pics that leave red powder on your wound strings

They do wear quickly

 

[Alpha Stryke]

 

[japetus]

I just wish people these days knew that baby backs and spare ribs both have their place

 

[Alpha Stryke]

 

[KentC]

Looking back at the moment, it wasn't one of the guitar store employees... it was me...

FIrst time getting to see and play a Dual Rec in person, one of the guys at GC was cool and walked me through the whole amp and how it worked, and he was a pretty good player to boot. He actually knew the amps and how to dial it in. I on the other hand did not... I just remember standing there behind him as he's playing and showing me all the tones from it, and I'm just asking asking for more gain. I remember looking at the amp and he had the gain dimed...maxxed... just to passify me, and I siad "Does it get any heavier?" He didn't really say much, but I coud tell he was short circuting on the inside. Good times!

Oh, and again, me... Playing through this massive rack they had set up there and I remember playing through this Digitech preamp (dont recall with one) but it had this preset called "Dimebag", and I said, " wow, this is the best thing I've ever heard!" Oh to be young again.

 

[Geo]

U R FAT

 

[japetus]

It is hard to find good beef ribs

 

[Kelly]

"They don't make Crybaby pedals anymore, you think this is the 60's?".

 

[Robostyle]

It is hard to find good beef ribs

There's a place a couple hours from me that does them amazingly

 

[andrewd]

"You can try it, only if you promise to buy."