What Religion are You?

[Ben Waylin]

the part where god just drowned the entire human race?

Wrong.

Again.

Donnie.

 

[VonBonfire]

So you just glossed over the part where god just drowned the entire human race?

Speaking of that, why didn’t the omniscient Mr. Perfect send Jesus as an atonement-monkey the first time around instead wiping out an entire planet? He sure didn’t love the world that time.

Genesis 6:11 The world was corrupt and full of violence.

The arc is a picture of Christ to come.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Wrong.

Again.

Donnie.

Genesis chapters 6-9 my brother in Christ.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Genesis 6:11 The world was corrupt and full of violence.

The arc is a picture of Christ to come.

So why not send his “son” ?

 

[Ben Waylin]

Genesis chapters 6-9 my brother in Christ.

the part where god just drowned the entire human race?

Damn.

You're.

Dumb.

 

[VonBonfire]

So why not send his “son” ?

A great question to present to your future orthodox spiritual father. I am an entertainer by trade not a theologian. The pay is probably the same I just don't have a detailed answer for you there.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Damn.

You're.

Dumb.

Okay, dwell on semantics since that’s all your peabrain has.

God saved six people out billions. Big Fucking Deal.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Okay, dwell on semantics since that’s all your peabrain has.

God saved 5 people out billions. Big Fucking Deal.

Idiot.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Idiot.

I agree that anyone who believes that story is indeed an idiot.

 

[Ben Waylin]

I agree that anyone who believes that story is indeed an idiot.

Yeah.. let me know how that works out for you, Donnie.

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[WEF Chairman]

Yeah.. let me know how that works out for you, Donnie.

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The fact that I don’t live in a shithole in the middle of Nowhere, Texas would be evidence that it’s working out like a motherfucker.

 

[Ben Waylin]

The fact that I don’t live in a shithole in the middle of Nowhere, Texas would be evidence that it’s working out like a motherfucker.

Ok, Donnie.

 

[VonBonfire]

The fact that I don’t live in a shithole in the middle of Nowhere, Texas would be evidence that it’s working out like a motherfucker.

There are worse places than Texas but there are some pretty lame areas here too. What state are you in Donnie?

 

[Ben Waylin]

What state are you in Donnie?

He's in a state of strong delusion.

 

[WEF Chairman]

There are worse places than Texas but there are some pretty lame areas here too. What state are you in Donnie?

I live in the beautiful, non-shithole USVI.
How about you, Donnie?

 

[VonBonfire]

I live in the beautiful USVI.
How about you, Donnie?

Nice man! What a blessing!

Wish I could hit that up come winter. I have a pretty sweet woodstove in my cabin but I still dislike winter. I'm all about the spring/summer weather.

 

[VonBonfire]

I live in the beautiful, non-shithole USVI.
How about you, Donnie?

I'm in central Texas about 40 mins from Austin. Area is getting a little too big for my tastes though.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Nice man! What a blessing!

Wish I could hit that up come winter. I have a pretty sweet woodstove in my cabin but I still dislike winter. I'm all about the spring/summer weather.

Blessing? No.
Hard work, some social advantages and a bit of favorable conditions got me here.

I like the concept of a cabin in the woods but that winter shit can fuck right off. My first east cost winter was quite an eye-opener.

 

[VonBonfire]

Blessing? No.
Hard work, some social advantages and a bit of favorable conditions got me here.

I like the concept of a cabin in the woods but that winter shit can fuck right off. My first east cost winter was quite an eye-opener.

Well it's a blessing you were able to do the hard work, had the social advantages, and favorable conditions. All the good stuff=blessings. Even if you don't see it that way you should be giving thanks for a pretty sweet sounding life.

I don't like winter either, at all, but humidity plays hell on my ears otherwise I might head back to FL. Every time I do I get chronic ear infections after six months. Where the weather is drier, no problems. It's just really expensive there now and somewhat more crowded. I could probably swing a cheaper house on USVI but not sure what there would be for me to do after that so it probably isn't in the cards. I'm all ears for good places in the states to relocate. Thought about Arkansas, MS or LA, but I dunno. Nothing really speaking to me these days.

 

[jdel77]

Actually the earth and all that is in it are the Lord's. Every beat of your heart and every blessing and good thing in your life is by his grace. Isn't that nice?

LoL.
Another mentally deranged muppet.
Your Lord has failed, because it’s a figment of the human brain.
Get some help.