Gear is worth what someone is willing to pay for it. Regardless of how cool you think it is, it's only as cool as a buyer thinks it is.
Sellers suddenly turn into the biggest cork sniffers, and the seller side of me wishes that there was a sucker born for each of you but the buyer side of me knows that never in the history of geardo's and amp whores has the buyer had more tools available to _keep_ him from being said sucker.
Anyone w/ a phone can know in 3 seconds that your overpriced piece of shit w/ "kustum paynt, reel toobz sound" that was just checked out by your areas "bestest supuh pro T3ch appraiser genius" and certified worth "real money lots of $$$$$" so the buyer should be lucky to get this "squipephone raredelux" for the one time price of 12,963.85, no lowballers or tire kickers" isn't worth the digital adspace it's printed on.
1. Buying new, you lose 25-40% of the sticker walking out the door
2. Hardware adds value - Wrong. Pickups/tuners/bridges/hardware do not add value (in fact, no longer stock, value loss)
3. "Kustom Paynt" - No one gives a shit about the airbrushed picture of a velociraptor shooting a machine gun flying on a red white and blue eagle against a twisty checkerboard blackhole , that you paid 1500 bucks to have "Lil'spritzy" the neighborhood tattoo artist put on your 150 dollar guitar. Same goes for swirls, splatters, relic'ing and any application of a skulls, flames, skeletons, gothic text or combination thereof.
4. Certified by So and So - appraisals are bullshit. No one cares what the guy who carried gear for van halen once thinks of your piece of shit...and Of course when you have something appraised it's high. They want your stupid jerry ass to come back to'em. If it's such screaming fucking deal, the appraiser will buy it and flip it.....Appraiser thinks your 7/10 mexi strat is worth 4200 but isn't interested? go fuckin' figure.
Good gear is still moving....at good prices....the problem is that you guys weren't savvy buyers or savvy consumers period. The best exit strategy is determined a priori. The panicky bullshit you guys come up with as the first harsh rays of reality begin to spill onto your bad decision is nothing short of comic gold. We can almost hear you stammering as you type "upgraded fine thread 9/32 good alloy screws used in advanced polymer pickup retention fence upgrade." Smart buyers know why you blow up on us, because our buying savvy shines in direct contrast to your poor decisions. It's a slap in the face that we know the worth of an object and won't buy your bullshit in any sense. The butt hurt just flows off you.
In closing, let me re-iterate: The worth of anything is determined by what people are willing to pay for it. You can either wait for your sucker, which I'd like to ad there are less of every day, or you can accept that you should be a more savvy consumer in the future and quit getting bent out of shape.
Either way, to all of you sellers who are so proud of your gear and the buyers who call'em on their bullshit which in turn supplies us with this top notch entertainment....thanks for the lulz fellas.
