Our favorite gay band gone full retard

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I remember metal-tabs getting slammed with C&D's and cowering way back. It always struck me as counter intuitive to deter people from playing your stuff. Alas...

Although, if I cared enough about a polyphia tune to try and learn it, I would stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
 
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If their clickity clackity music didn’t suck so hard and was actually listenable, maybe the flaccid demeanor and presentation wouldn’t be so off putting.

As mentioned, in the 80’s there were plenty of dudes with tight pants using female hair product, but the vast majority were still crushing hot chicks night after night despite the presentation.

These fellas here are crushing nothing but other dudes. Most definitely not metal.
 
If their clickity clackity music didn’t suck so hard and was actually listenable, maybe the flaccid demeanor and presentation wouldn’t be so off putting.

As mentioned, in the 80’s there were plenty of dudes with tight pants using female hair product, but the vast majority were still crushing hot chicks night after night despite the presentation.

These fellas here are crushing nothing but other dudes. Most definitely not metal.
Crushing? More like crushed by dudes 😂
 

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