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VonBonfire
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When are you moving down brougham?
Techdeth
RESIDENT ROCK PROFESSOR
Well duh it’s not made for a kids mind .
Rottweiler
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Beyond Black
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With toenail clippers and earwax removal kits.
Beyond Black
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It flows like explosive diarrhea after a case of Budweiser and a 5 lb bag of Taco Bell.
DanTravis62
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The sheer idiocy of you pretending this midi crap is too intellectual for everyone is peak comedy tech
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fart Faggot. The music is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the arpeggios will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Phil's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his sweep picking - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Andy La Rocque solos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just technical - they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Fart Faggot truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the shred in Phil's existential solo "Doodley Doo Doodley Doo" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons - I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as David AB's shitty uninflected growl vocals enfolds itself on their stereos. What fools... how I pity them.
And yes by the way, I DO have a Fart Faggot tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 BPM of my own shred (preferably lower) beforehand.
MadAsAHatter
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The sheer idiocy of you pretending this midi crap is too intellectual for everyone is peak comedy tech
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fart Faggot. The music is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the arpeggios will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Phil's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his sweep picking - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Andy La Rocque solos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just technical - they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Fart Faggot truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the shred in Phil's existential solo "Doodley Doo Doodley Doo" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons - I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as David AB's shitty uninflected growl vocals enfolds itself on their stereos. What fools... how I pity them.
I just want to add... Just because you understand and appreciate the nuances doesn't mean you have to like it.
Beyond Black
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I’d rather listen to an eternal loop of this Fart Faggot than Methtech’s Fart Faggot for another 30 seconds.The sheer idiocy of you pretending this midi crap is too intellectual for everyone is peak comedy tech
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fart Faggot. The music is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the arpeggios will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Phil's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his sweep picking - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Andy La Rocque solos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just technical - they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Fart Faggot truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the shred in Phil's existential solo "Doodley Doo Doodley Doo" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons - I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as David AB's shitty uninflected growl vocals enfolds itself on their stereos. What fools... how I pity them.
DanTravis62
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Moderator
Beyond Black
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Fart Faggot 1000x > Fart Faggot
311boogieman
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I learned one cool thing in this thread.
That you can copy/paste Spotify albums into this mofo.
That you can copy/paste Spotify albums into this mofo.
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Beyond Black
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I too just learned this.
sytharnia1560
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pretty sure this entire thread is a troll but .... this video game sounding shit IS EXACTLY the crap kids would like ... but it wouldn't inspire them to pick up a guitar. But it might inspire them to buy all the games in the series lol
Fiesta Red
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If you had a Grand Mal seizure with a vibrating dildo up your ass connected to a car battery while on methamphetamines, this is what it would probably sound and look like.
Techdeth
RESIDENT ROCK PROFESSOR
lol lol
