Where does one buy tan pants?

[Stumplegriltskin]

This is what I picture every young person on there to look like.

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

And every old man.

 

[Stumplegriltskin]

I call the first one the quintessential Cape Cod fucking douche bag. Red Sox cap. Black dog Marthas Vineyard t-shirt, or substitute for a collar and button polo shirt, khaki shorts and fucking boat shoes.

 

[GuitarVacation]

Thread delivers the lulz

The secret is your wife buys the tan pants to ensure no other females will come near you.

Dumble and Trainwreck? Marshall ain't never made no model with that name I ever heard of ?!?!?!

 

[70 Mach 1]

what is this sister site that you speak of.

 

[gibson5413]

Reach out to Tag over there. I'm sure he can hook you up on some sick Dockers and a lead on a Dumble. All you have to do is get approved for a home equity loan and you're set.

 

[GearGasms]

Don't forget a newspaper boy's hat from the 40's. That completes the ensemble better than a fedora. You ain't trying to get into Marty Music's zone

 

[Findthetone1]

 

[BABMusic]

Slim fit yes. Skinny fit, no.

 

[JackBootedThug]

I am trying to be recruited to our sister site. I need to buy a dumble or trainwreck

But I am going to need tips on how to be a fucking douche. What is the secret to being a successful member there?

Cup the ballz, stroke the shaft and swallow the gravy…. Simple…

 

[Tonelover]

What makes you think that place is full of people that buy Dumbles? I think you'll find that the word Epiphone comes up a lot more often. Or is it just a slow day and we're short on people to hate on today?

 

[Mike Oxhuge]

You must first learn to enjoy eating a Snickers bar upside down to enjoy the "texture" on your tongue. Get a fancy Les Paul copy like a Ronin Palus Mourn with foilbuckers for teh extra chirp through your Dumble which asthetically matches your living room furniture. This is the way. And no matter what else memorize the phrase "Tag knows tone!"

 

[BABMusic]

If you wear tan pants, you are telling the world you love Nickelback.

 

[NeubyWanKaneuby]

 

[thegame]

If you wear tan pants, you are telling the world you love Nickelback.

Tan pants with wallet chains? The ultimate fashion faux pas

 

[VonBonfire]

And no matter what else memorize the phrase "Tag knows tone!"

You have to use phrases like "brazzy board" when talking about your guitar's specs. It also helps if you never keep an OD for more than a two weeks. Week one is gushing over "note bloom" week two is saying "I didn't bond with it". You also need to buy expensive modulation pedals and talk about how depressing it is that no one plays classic stripped down rock n roll anymore and how difficult it is to find band members who are willing to rehearse weekly an hour and a half from home for three years before the first gig.

 

[PurityS.L.G]

Just suck up to TAG over there and you're in. Also, TGP has their version of Mark Cameron over there from what I read so just put down a deposit for a Louis Electric Cobra, get robbed and wait forever and be a part of the elite

 

[SonVolt]

This is what I picture every young person on there to look like.
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I'm starting to get worried this is what everyone in this thread looks like, b/c the dude above looks totally normal to me. But I have reached tan pants age, so I've lost all sense of what is hip.

 

[JackBootedThug]

You must first learn to enjoy eating a Snickers bar upside down to enjoy the "texture" on your tongue.

Mike…. That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read on here for a long time…. Thanks