Where does one buy tan pants?

[Uzi Nein Millimetah]

I'm SO tempted to firebomb the HELL out of the PRS thread that's popular right now, but I don't see a single post about tan pants.

Maybe they wouldn't like me?

So it's true PRS sackswingers have no sense of humor???

Where's THE KID when we need him??! Say something about bagels!!

 

[VonBonfire]

Maybe they wouldn't like me?

You would be loved and appreciated, especially if you posted photos of your starched, creased, pleated tan slacks.

 

[NeubyWanKaneuby]

Maybe they wouldn't like me?

We can only like you as much as you like yourself.

 

[shredi knight]

Where does one buy tan pants?​

I would sell you a pair of mine, but they're custom tailored and would probably be too big for you:

 

[Jimty]

I'm SO tempted to firebomb the HELL out of the PRS thread that's popular right now, but I don't see a single post about tan pants.

Maybe they wouldn't like me?

So it's true PRS sackswingers have no sense of humor???

Where's THE KID when we need him??! Say something about bagels!!

I was tempted to photoshop a pair of tan pants into the background of the pic I posted to see if anyone spotted it. Then I realised I’m a Luddite and don’t have a clue how to do it.

 

[The~Kid]

Cup the ballz, stroke the shaft and swallow the gravy…. Simple…

Eeewwww

 

[skoora]

Guam.

I’ll have the Zima Gold. Neat.

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Speaking of tan pants,
you’ve heard of camel toe….meet the Lasorda lobster claw.
“Ay Tommy! Lay off the Dodger dogs wouldja!”

Ay oh…lasorda gotta problem there Tommy.

 

[skoora]

Cup the ballz, stroke the shaft and swallow the gravy…. Simple…

That’s making their member’s successful. How does he become a successful member? I mean first step has gotta be a Jimmy.

 

[rsm]

Slim fit yes. Skinny fit, no.

more like relaxed fit with elastic waistband

 

[Kordoba]

Where's THE KID when we need him??! Say something about bagels!!

 

[311boogieman]

Never been to TGF. I'm sure it is cool. Drew is coo in my book. I used to hang at GGA a bit but it is crickets over there now from what I can see. Have not posted there in 5+ years. Billy is good people. I have a solid 1 post at TGP I thought Smash was maybe talking about r-t.net which, last time I checked 3+ years ago - is complete nut house of a few people talking to their alts.



tldr: I'm happy right here

I'm SO tempted to firebomb the HELL out of the PRS thread that's popular right now, but I don't see a single post about tan pants.

Maybe they wouldn't like me?

So it's true PRS sackswingers have no sense of humor???

Where's THE KID when we need him??! Say something about bagels!!

No. Please don't do that. Once he sinks his meat hooks into a thread he won't let go. Spamming and arguing. I'm tired of hearing him complain about how he got banned there and magically turned into a right wing conservative nut.

 

[311boogieman]

 

[MadAsAHatter]

I thought Smash was maybe talking about r-t.net which, last time I checked 3+ years ago - is complete nut house of a few people talking to their alts.

No. Please don't do that. Once he sinks his meat hooks into a thread he won't let go. Spamming and arguing. I'm tired of hearing him complain about how he got banned there and magically turned into a right wing conservative nut.

Maybe Kid should go check out RT.net since he's always talking with himself. He'd probably fit in nicely over there. Apparently he's also become a savant on projecting future events well before any of the fancy bagel sniffing experts since leaving TGP. I bet the guys at RT.net would love to add his wisdom to their collective.

 

[Sixstringflannel]

You could fly under the radar with black skinny jeans, white adidas, an oversized t-shirt, and one of those fancy broccoli top haircuts. Put all the Strymon pedals and 8 buffers in your sig. Swear fealty to Joe Bonermaster, and say some shit about plugging in your cable backwards for Toanz. I call this plan “Trojan Horse Magnum”.

 

[Frehley12]

I thought they came with every PRS Wood Library and Murphy Aged Gibson LP? No?

 

[311boogieman]

Maybe Kid should go check out RT.net since he's always talking with himself. He'd probably fit in nicely over there. Apparently he's also become a savant on projecting future events well before any of the fancy bagel sniffing experts since leaving TGP. I bet the guys at RT.net would love to add his wisdom to their collective.

Not sure I'd want to subject those guys to that kind of torment