Angine de Poitrine

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The fact that people are impressed with this actually makes me wish I could quit playing guitar - unfortunately, i am in the "fallacy of sunken costs" era after 30 years of gigging, writing, recording, and engineering
You and me both.

People impressed by novelty trash have just never watched original bands before in their local scene LOL
They have, they are just drawn in and deceived by the novelty of the music not realizing it is actually an occult witchcraft thing happening in the OP video. It's actually much darker music than your average black metal group.
 
You and me both.


They have, they are just drawn in and deceived by the novelty of the music not realizing it is actually an occult witchcraft thing happening in the OP video. It's actually much darker music than your average black metal group.

Black metal is beautiful and in many ways traditional :dunno:

This is so bland and gross and feels like the artwork in John Podesta's house
 
Black metal is beautiful and in many ways traditional :dunno:
Well, I don't dig stuff that is openly pro satan but the OP music is much darker than something from one of the traditional "satanic" bands.

This is so bland and gross and feels like the artwork in John Podesta's house
Your spiritual eyes are open. I'm sure the stuff is used to entertain the guests at occult parties, which is why it has gained such popular acclaim so rapidly, and out of left field. It's completely unmusical, which is the point. In that regard it does what it's meant to do very well.
 
Well, I don't dig stuff that is openly pro satan but the OP music is much darker than something from one of the traditional "satanic" bands.


Your spiritual eyes are open. I'm sure the stuff is used to entertain the guests at occult parties, which is why it has gained such popular acclaim so rapidly, and out of left field. It's completely unmusical, which is the point. In that regard it does what it's meant to do very well.

There are different factions, but the whole idea behind the bands that are satanic is "orthodox" satan worship (as opposed to LaVeyan) in a traditional way

That being said, those are a pretty small minority, the majority of black metal bands are about vikings and paganism and painting a picture with music - like invoking something primal and ancient.

Anus de Poutine feels like the musical equivalent of a child being molested in a brutalist eastern block apartment complex
 
There are different factions, but the whole idea behind the bands that are satanic is "orthodox" satan worship (as opposed to LaVeyan) in a traditional way

That being said, those are a pretty small minority, the majority of black metal bands are about vikings and paganism and painting a picture with music - like invoking something primal and ancient.
I def get and understand exactly what you are saying here. There are still elements of what makes music listenable and godly in much of what is considered within the genre.

Anus de Poutine feels like the musical equivalent of a child being molested in a brutalist eastern block apartment complex
Well stated. I think that is the entire point of it. I would bet they are the soundtrack band for events like that, again, hence the rapid rise to popularity. Otherwise it doesn't make any sense. There is a massive occult vibe to the entire thing from the costumes, symbols, right down to the actual music itself, which makes sense that the elite would place it upon a pedestal.
 
May not be for everyone, but I think we can agree it's better than Creed or Nickelback.
 
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At least Tremonti plays something listenable and is overall a pretty solid rock guitarist.

I mean they both write garbage, disposable music that I hate

But Anal de Pustule is so much worse - it sounds like every turbofaggot in an EQD/JHS facebook guitar group with their offset making their version of the soundtrack to the re-education scene in clockwork orange
 
But Anal de Pustule is so much worse - it sounds like every turbofaggot in an EQD/JHS facebook guitar group with their offset making their version of the soundtrack to the re-education scene in clockwork orange
I don't even wanna know what the dipshits at TGP think about it. They'd probably ban me for calling it garbage and say "yEw jEsT d0nT gEttIt". Meanwhile they are still working on nailing down pentatonic box #1. :LOL:
 
I don't even wanna know what the dipshits at TGP think about it. They'd probably ban me for calling it garbage and say "yEw jEsT d0nT gEttIt". Meanwhile they are still working on nailing down pentatonic box #1. :LOL:

I love that, when people pull out the "you just don't get it, maaaaaan" card

No dipshit, the problem is I do get it, and it's shit. To my endless chagrin, I understand how awful and irredeemable it is artistically because i'm actually a musician, and they don't understand how shit it is, because they are talentless hacks
 
No dipshit, the problem is I do get it, and it's shit. To my endless chagrin, I understand how awful and irredeemable it is artistically because i'm actually a musician, and they don't understand how shit it is, because they are talentless hacks
Over at JGF the all boomers were enthralled with it save for a couple guys who had their heads on straight. There is something about tan pants flower children that love anything novelty and stupid. Most of them aren't able to see past the payola element either. They think it died with Alan Freed....
 
You haters are just mad that when you are sitting on your porch, kids are too busy at home playing on their phones and not outside so you can yell at them to get off your lawn.
 
Over at JGF the all boomers were enthralled with it save for a couple guys who had their heads on straight. There is something about tan pants flower children that love anything novelty and stupid. Most of them aren't able to see past the payola element either. They think it died with Alan Freed....

It's really sad. I expected more from people, honestly, but I shouldn't have

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Over at JGF the all boomers were enthralled with it save for a couple guys who had their heads on straight. There is something about tan pants flower children that love anything novelty and stupid. Most of them aren't able to see past the payola element either. They think it died with Alan Freed....

No one should be banned for saying they don't like some music. That's just retarded. It doesn't offend me if someone on here thinks something I like is garbage. Why do people take things so seriously and personal? Not all of us are going to like the same things and that's good. But we should agree that Creed and Nickelback, are not good.
 
No one should be banned for saying they don't like some music. That's just retarded. It doesn't offend me if someone on here thinks something I like is garbage. Why do people take things so seriously and personal? Not all of us are going to like the same things and that's good. But we should agree that Creed and Nickelback, are not good.
Someone posted some awful stuff over there once. I called it meth jazz and mocked them for saying the whole "you just don't get it" crap and caught a ban. I don't understand it, but most people can't handle a straightforward opinion that contradicts what they believe. Instead of shrugging their shoulders and moving on the boomer youth, and I call them youth, because most of them never mentally made it past 12, can't handle it without exploding.

I agree that creed and nickelback are horrible but nickelback wins in the absolutely abysmal rock band category.
 
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