In FL fools, especially women, at the bar would think it was ok to snatch it off my head. Good way to get punched out down here.
Somebody tried to buy that purple hat off me at a gig one night. I told him he was gonna have to cough up more dough than he had. He asked how much and I told him $1200 that way I can get a few more to replace it. He didn't want it that bad. Probably would've gotten his ass kicked wearing it anyways.