I just hate that sinking feeling you get when you meet someone and they are like "Oh yeah you play guitar? I play guitar too"
Then he pulls out his John Mayer Silver Sky™, plugs into his John Mayer PRS J-Mod Dumble Clone, and starts playing "slow dancing in a burning room" like a fucking toddler
Or he pulls out his Joe Bonermaster epiphone and plugs it into his Joe Bonermaster HPTT and pretends he can play "the thrill is gone"
Or EVH, or Adam Jones, or whatever famous guitar player it is
They don't play guitar, they play dress up as their favorite celebrity