New Hetfield solo project!!

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The Frayed Ends of Salami
Keilbasa’em All
Rib eye of the Beholder
Spit out the T-Bone
Beef and Destroy

You forgot:

Baby Backs To The Front
Master Of Porkchops
Fade To Beef
Enter Sausage (that's what she said)
Nothing Else Muttons
 


Imagine you’re just trying to get a 1/2lb of fucking baloney or maple honey ham and you gotta deal with this bullshit? I’d pull the plug and tell them get your modeler using asses out of my way


Who was their opening act, Lamb Chops Of God?
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I agree with TGG.

I think James has had to deal with two huge handbrakes in the band for many, many years. Lars and Kirk's playing has slowed and degenerated significantly. James is the main driver of the band and he can only go at the speed of his two weakest links. Rob is a late hired gun tbh. Cliff's influence was unreplaceable. Jason was a burst of energy, but a trauma bonded member and always a fan first and never part of the inner sanctum of Metallica.

Lars is still the main business brains of the operation, but functionally they can only put out material that Lars and Kirk can cope with now.
It's way too late in the game to replace them and it would fundamentally change the band too much now. Why bother.

James might as well honour the original relationship and years those guys have put in and deal with it as best he can out of brotherly respect. He's old too and playing retirement is surely approaching, just not as fast as it is for Lars and Kirk it seems.

What's left to prove? They redefined the genre and left a legacy. Might as well just ride it out slow and steady into the sunset.
Well stated.
 
Before my time, but I recall hearing about KISS lunchboxes being produced in the late '70s, reducing them to the level of a Burger King marking concept.

Your little white bread, bowl cut tike can take the dark, mysterious heavy metal band KISS to school.......in a metal box fixed with white bread. 🤡

I'm sure Lars would do the same if allowed....

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Looked a lot like Little Billy Jo Armstrong there, Goth Lars. 😂 Do you memba all those makeup wearing glam metal bands you were mercilessly slagging....about 3 years earlier??! Here ~he is the Pensive Super Model.....
Omg, if I had photoshop skills I would plaster pimples all over his face in that picture.
 
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