What are your thoughts about LGBTQ folks?

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What are your thoughts about LGBTQ folks?

  • I like them

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Neutral

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Dislike them

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Exterminate them

    Votes: 1 14.3%

  • Total voters
    7
Support 100%
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I dont understand gays and lezbos.

A Dominate gay man wants to pork a man but not a woman. Jheez why.

A submissive gay male wants it like a woman and his cock is useless to him. Maybe couch can elaborate for us about this

A Dominate lezbo wants to strap on a cock and give it to another woman.

A submissive lezbo wants a female to pound her with dildo. A mans cock is off limits

Makes absolutely no sense to me and seems like a lot of extra trouble to get laid

I never had trouble finding pussy although i had to work a bit harder from one to another at times. Some were 123 others cost me a few dinners and drinks

To search for a gay man would seem much more difficult
There's a lot of life you don't understand and never will understand. We know that already so there's no need to detail it for us.

I can help you though. When faced with another thing that stumps you, just repeat this phrase to yourself until you internalize it "that's just the way it is, I think I'll have another drink".

One last thing. Please don't vote or procreate.
 
There's a lot of life you don't understand and never will understand. We know that already so there's no need to detail it for us.

I can help you though. When faced with another thing that stumps you, just repeat this phrase to yourself until you internalize it "that's just the way it is, I think I'll have another drink".

One last thing. Please don't vote or procreate.
It's nice of you to encourage an alcoholic to "have a drink".
 
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There's a lot of life you don't understand and never will understand. We know that already so there's no need to detail it for us.

I can help you though. When faced with another thing that stumps you, just repeat this phrase to yourself until you internalize it "that's just the way it is, I think I'll have another drink".

One last thing. Please don't vote or procreate.
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What time is it in lawnguyland now...

Oh ya, you're WELL into it by now. Don't puke on yourself again. And when you wake up and find out someone's pissed your pants, guess what, it was you.

Your a fucking loser drunk. Lol.
 
That's a huge character flaw there bro, you need to work on that.

I think the Crotch is an annoying queer but I wouldn't wish him/her harm.

You seem a bit angry, maybe you can get Hikaru to give you a little dingaling tug-tug.
I don't really wish him harm. I wish no man harm, not even Trump.

That's just how people seem to talk around here. "If you walk through a pigsty you're gonna get some pig shit on your boots"

I'm sipping on a Japanese whiskey myself tonight. Nikka From The Barrel. Mmm-mmm good.
 
I'm gonna have to roll with 70 Mach 1 on the Wild Turkey 101 cause I can't wrap my head around a japanese whiskey.
I hear you loud and clear. I don't know why I tried it the first time...the Japanese making Scotch!?!?! (they can't call it that of course but it's Scotch).

Then I remembered, they bought around a half dozen distilleries in Scotland. The Japanese are GREAT imitators and given enough time they can even match or surpass what they imitate (see Toyota vs Chev).

If you haven't tried it, don't laugh until you do. It's a very highly rated whiskey, a wee bit pricey. It's also 51% so you gotta know when to say when. But it's Sat night, I'm learning some Wes Montgomery and I'm not going anywhere. We haven't had any booze in the house for a couple weeks now so it's nice to kick back and relax. All I'm missing is a cigar.
 
I hear you loud and clear. I don't know why I tried it the first time...the Japanese making Scotch!?!?! (they can't call it that of course but it's Scotch).

Then I remembered, they bought around a half dozen distilleries in Scotland. The Japanese are GREAT imitators and given enough time they can even match or surpass what they imitate (see Toyota vs Chev).

If you haven't tried it, don't laugh until you do. It's a very highly rated whiskey, a wee bit pricey. It's also 51% so you gotta know when to say when. But it's Sat night, I'm learning some Wes Montgomery and I'm not going anywhere. We haven't had any booze in the house for a couple weeks now so it's nice to kick back and relax. All I'm missing is a cigar.
I'll take the toyota over the chevy but the seats are still absolutely abysmal. Still amazes me they haven't fixed the issue....

Thanks for the insight, I'll def take your word for it as I am a fan of Japanese guitars so I'm guessing the whiskey ain't bad.

I never buy much hard liquor. I gotta jug of wild turkey 101 but I usually only drink the stuff when special company comes around which is maybe once or twice a year. I like tanqueray and tonics but I get into a lot of trouble with that stuff. I like Cutty Sark now and again but it's been some years. Truthfully Jim Beam white or green label is fine with me. I'm not hard to please. I had a cold Modelo especial 24oz and that's all she wrote for tonight.
 
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