Holy shit, that´s some rippin tones and playing

[alan67]

Idk if it was the song, the jokes or the cheesy video but that tune is catchy as fuck. I haven't been able to get it out of my head since I heard it.

It's like a Toyota Camry ad.

Basically though, seems to me after re-thinking the video it's about this guy who drove all the way to the country for a nice brunch at this fancy restaurant, but the girl who's supposed to be getting the food prepped and readied is busy getting nailed by some Persian dude who was a guest at the hotel. The girl is kinda done with her job and is a bit lazy, and doesn't want to serve brunch anymore, and seeks a semblance of positivity through sleeping with hotel guests. She's a bit of a slut. Our main character knows something's going on because brunch is definitely supposed to be served on [this] particular day, at [this] particular establishment, and goes wandering around the restaurant looking for some wait staff to figure out where the hot-plate foods and salad bar are. Finally he gets so pissed because he's hungry (and spent a fair bit on gas to get to the place) that he starts looking for the waiters and hotel staff outside thinking that maybe it's an outdoor brunch. He gets even more frustrated when he realizes there is no food outside. The hotel guest who finished nailing the lazy betty is done and leaves to go find some smokes.

In the sequel to this song, the dude and the main character meet up - both frustrated that they can't find what their looking for. One, a pack of smokes; the other, a big buffet brunch. So they commiserate together and go to a drive-through for cheap burgers; while the one guy goes off about the lame lay he had that morning, and the main character going off about how hungry he was and pissed at the prices of gas. The song is called, "Together We Know". In it the lazy chick screws the recently hired janitor in the furnace room and the boss starts wondering why there was no food served that morning; this is all told in the song "No More Food for Love"



I'm starting to like this guy.

This video MUST be made.....kickstarter?

 

[brianiac5150]

One mans Douchey is another mans funny.

I'll give you that and, on further consideration, agree with others here: less bunchy underwear, viewing/reading again does provide comical perspective and disrespect to/for each other has no place here.

 

[rottingcorpse]

I'd let him sing over my more(ok,much more)metal thrash material. He has some great pipes.

And we could bond over our anger at the new generations lack of respect for metal. "Kids nowadays just don't understand how hard it was to get good equipment back in the day." "I know,right? Back then it was only marshalls,and we couldn't really afford them!" "Yeah,and we toured in a station wagon" "Wait,you had a station wagon? All we had was a camero and a trailer!" (Both in unison)"AND NO AIR CONDITIONING!!!"

"Hey you kids,GET OFF MY LAWN!!"

 

[messenger]

I think the "dad metal" comment would have been funny if it was from some "young hip kid" and not some guy who looks like he should be driving his kids to soccer practice

 

[messenger]

Why doesn't that make any sense? And I don't know how "hip" that pic is lol

 

[messenger]

I didn't get offended. Just thought it was funny coming from someone older. It's like Keith Richards calling a band geezer rock. Actually I guess it is funny coming from you than

 

[maddnotez]

So much win in this thread.

 

[Ventura]

So much win in this thread.

I can hear Jorn singing that now - "theeeeeeeeeeeeere's so much win-in-this th-re-eh-ed....".

This pic:

Kinda reminds of Scott Stapp in this killer vid:

 

[alan67]

This forum sure takes some recalibration in comparison to others. I thought "dad metal" was a pretty funny comment (although the playing was awesome, and I'm a dad but somehow I didn't get all offended). But apparently that's a douche comment but calling someone a dick or fcukface is all good. how about we unbunch our panties and

This.......to fucking infinity and beyond!!!!

 

[maddnotez]

So much win in this thread.

I can hear Jorn singing that now - "theeeeeeeeeeeeere's so much win-in-this th-re-eh-ed....".

This pic:

Kinda reminds of Scott Stapp in this killer vid:

In all honesty the only thing cooler than this picture is the giant spam box of the photographer almost dead center of the picture.

 

[alan67]

So much win in this thread.

I can hear Jorn singing that now - "theeeeeeeeeeeeere's so much win-in-this th-re-eh-ed....".

This pic:

It's the HOLY SHIT my face is IMPLODING!!! look........

 

[maddnotez]

So much win in this thread.

I can hear Jorn singing that now - "theeeeeeeeeeeeere's so much win-in-this th-re-eh-ed....".

This pic:

It's the HOLY SHIT my face is IMPLODING!!! look........

Seems pretty accurate. I was mistaken, I thought it was the damn I should have not eaten that Taco Bell before the show but I have amazing hair for a bald dude look.

 

[Oblivion DC]

The only video that makes my nuts shrivel up faster is this right here.

 

[metalmaniac93]

Jorn kills it on this song. Dad rock rules!!!!

 

[metalmaniac93]

Jorn rocks, dad metal my ass. Guy pumps out albums every year and they all sound great. Guest spot with Avantasia. Guy is top notch.

Agreed! Great stuff.

Jorn Destroys!!!! And he is awesome live. Saw him in 2013!!! Amazing show!!! Have pretty much all of his stuff!!! A singer who actually sings in the vein of the greats like RJD and Coverdale and some of the other great singers of Dad Rock!!!!

 

[Oblivion DC]

Can we all just admit that he has incredible pipes but a face that was made for radio???

 

[xXDaveyJonesXx]

Can we all just admit that he has incredible pipes but a face that was made for radio???

 

[Orionsbelt456]

What the crap lol

 

[Ventura]

What the crap lol

This thread can't die.

 

[metalmaniac93]

What the crap lol

This thread can't die.