Why stop there bro? I'd like to see Fender obtain legal ownership of "the guitar" as a concept and see every other guitar maker on the planet forced into shutting their doors and going out of business, you know, for the lols, because doing arbitrary things to hurt other people for no reason or benefit is, for some reason, so important to me that I'm willing to let myself be hurt in the process, because it's worth it.
You see how that sounds, right?
I mean I get we're all being hyperbolic but the Fender CEO really is being an unreasonable piece of shit, and he is absolutely lying to all of us, including you, and treating you like an idiot who is too dumb to see it. That alone should be enough to make anybody think twice about buying from that company.